Thursday, January 08, 2009

Sunbathing in Caribbean anyone

By the time im typing this, i guess half the people around the world might have already seen this. Baby, u may shut ur comp now, and i mean NOW.

Who's the hero here? Hollywood star. Miss Zhang Ziyi

Caught in a series of ahem* flattering photos (there are supposed to be 80 over pics)taken by some despicable bunch of moronic paparazzis who stoop so low as to take pics of the star in almost nude at Caribbean island of St Barts with her fiance Vivi Nevo. The beach was actually her fiance's private beach.Information was that Zhang was practising her yoga followed by sunbathing under the sun.

Looking at these series of ahem* flattering photos couple with some interesting moves, some thoughts flash through my mind

"Girls/Guys over the world must be cheering right now"

"OmiGod , Check out that Rib cage"

"ThIs Gal needs More BurgErs"

"Burgers and French fries do not Make ASiaNs Fat, ChecK out Z*ang Z*iY* "

"Nice Butt"

"ViVi Nevo is Hot"

"Its definately Brazillian"

"No CelluLite! DoeS garNier Really Works?"

The Last point aFfects me the most, which prompt me to head down to watson straight after work.

Ok now, know so Whats the BiG Hoo Ha for these pics, China netizens are booing her down due to the leak of these pics, some condemn them as using such ways to gain publicity(which i dun agree coz she is engaged to a millionaire, why wld she need to even work anymore?) some simply expresses that as a star she shouldn't advocate such immoral westernized behaviour.










My Opinion. I am impressed by this Asian gal, coz she is well-shaved, did not reciprocate to his seduction(strong women,woo-hoo~), and the pics shown not a trace of cellulite or fat.

As for immoral or not, c'mon the whole world already had enough with the amount of heartless China manufacturers and suppliers that produces toxic and called them food, i think they should be the last one here to talk abt immoral levels. Hollywood Stars are humans too, and humans should have the right to have their own privacy on their own private beach, they paid for it.

And you know what i think is the problem here.Problem here shouldn't be on whether or not people shld get prosecuted for distributing pornography, the main issue here shld be SECURITY. ViVi Nevo is a millionaire if not a multi-millionaire. And he is on a private beach. Though i do not expect a bunch of men in blacks to actually patrol the whole area and perhaps secretly stealing a few glances at Zhang's butt and tits. Shouldn't there be more security to ensure the safety of many millionaires on this beach.

Trying replacing the camera lens of the paparazzi into the lenses of a assassinator's sniper viewer window and i think you will get what i mean.

As for how Zhang got her cellulite-free butt, CNY coming, so im not gonna wait for an answer. WenT to WatSon just now and bouGht GarNier BoDytoNic Cellulite Massaging Rollerball.(I had a 20% DiSCouNt WEEEEE!!!)
(After Disc $13.52)

Looks like a big fat deodorant roll-on, can't wait to use it later. I want that Cellulite free Butt!!

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